Laugh For The Day

A preacher finished the service one morning by saying, "Next Sunday, I
am going to preach on the subject of liars. As a preparation for my
sermon, I would like you all to read Mark 17."
On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin. Looking out at the
congregation he said, "Last week I asked you all to read Mark 17. If
you have read the chapter, please raise your hand." Nearly every hand
in
the congregation went up. Smiling, the preacher said, "You are the
very
people I want to talk to. Mark has only 16 chapters."